John Lacey

Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 15th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:06 Electric lights and heating really have staggering and bothersome implications for sleep patterns. #LetsGoAmish Goodnight. #
08:59 Mornin' #
10:18 !! @merddln333: "Girl Talk-"No Pause" [via: @merddln333]" ♫ blip.fm/~ths9u #
10:28 ProTip: It's never too early in the morning to be rejected. #
10:37 And following on from the previous tweet, I essentially hate everything right now. lol #
10:44 And now people are trying to discredit a personal hero of mine... *stabby* #
10:47 @AskCarrieLee -- God Bless Chatroulette. LOL #
10:50 Apparently people who use this md visage product were "literally shocked" (according to infomercial). Sounds painful. lol #
10:54 I'm so sick of people who have no interest in me following this account. Almost tempted to go private. #
11:06 Oh look, my Superannuation Fund sponsors Melbourne Storm. God I hope they invest the rest of my money more thoughtfully... #
11:06 Dear Trident. I am loving your "Mega Cup Saucey Noodles" cups. Love, John. #UnpaidEndorsement #
11:07 @spanglegluppet -- Seems @halfscottishguy is. But you probably already knew that. #
11:08 @BlueWaterBoy -- Mac Fanbois everywhere will realise he's not a God and become disillusioned, perhaps converting to Linux. lol #
11:11 How are players that were paid more than their salary caps "victims" in this? #stuffiwonder lol #
11:17 If anybody asks my new name is Steve Jobs and I'm a God. Now bring me some sacrificial virgins... hahaha. @BlueWaterBoy #
11:18 @pressdarling -- You need to put some original songs up there. That's what we (and by "we" I mean "I") want to hear. #
11:19 @BlueWaterBoy -- And I will put an i before everything. Please hand me my iCoffeeMug. #
11:30 @pressdarling --- They'd better be! *shakes motivational fist* #
11:33 @BlueWaterBoy -- Well be gentle... #ThatsWhatHeSaid #
11:34 I think my problem is that I'm a whore but not an attractive one. lol #
11:58 People don't like me. I don't know why particularly, but it is what it is. Meh. dailybooth.com/u/3r17n #
12:06 Shane Delia has the most amazing website. And by "website" I mean "under construction" graphic... www.shanedelia.com.au #
12:12 @davsays -- LOL. What are you learning to do with Martha today? #
12:16 @davsays -- I would've thought Martha would have higher standards. o_O #
12:18 @davsays -- Was Perez just flirting with Martha's producer? xD #
12:22 Can I buy a "What Would Nephi Do?" wristband anywhere? #stuffiwonder #
12:30 LOL. @middleclassgirl is really failing at this whole 'not being on Twitter today' caper. But I like it. #
12:31 Martha Stewart really wouldn't have a kingdom without thousands of gay men... lol #
12:35 ProTip: Don't tell me anything you don't want the world to know. (Ask @lilylauren. LOL) #
12:39 @kylegcsumusic -- You're welcome. #
12:41 This episode of Martha is so old. They're still talking about Sarah Palin and John McCain's chances of winning the election. lol #
12:43 @middleclassgirl -- *shuts up* #
12:47 Prediction: Old Spice guy to promote BP's new oily water fragrance. #
12:48 Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. #
12:52 @BlueWaterBoy -- *cracks whip* #
12:57 @kylegcsumusic -- After you watch it you can tell @JuliaGillard if you think it would be an appropriate place to send refugees... =P #
12:58 @crk365 -- Pft. #
13:23 These two really hate Obama. But they would, they're republicans... #TheView #
13:28 @websinthe -- Nope. #
13:31 Joy is awesome. #TheView #
13:34 @kcarruthers @middleclassgirl -- I would like to apologise on behalf of humans everywhere. We suck. #
13:35 @kcarruthers -- LOL. I'm not sure it is winning... But poor Hazel and her health problems. #
13:46 @JoshuaWithers -- 750, 800ml? lol #
13:51 @JoshuaWithers -- We had a local trade show here and there was a Milk company and a man in a cow costume was there... #
13:51 @JoshuaWithers -- And this little kid who I'd never seen in my life was clearly scared... and he grabbed onto my leg. It was so weird. xD #
14:48 @BlueWaterBoy -- It wanted to shake things up a bit. #
15:11 ROFL. I got a Facebook friend request from "Russell Crowe." #
15:59 @kylegcsumusic -- #ThatsOnlyWhatYouWantUsToThink #
16:02 Dear John. Stop feeling so down all of the time. Love, John. #
16:18 @BlueWaterBoy -- LOL. An interesting parody of the McCain Chicken Parmagiana ad. #
16:22 @sharybobbins -- I could too. I could murder some potatoes. #
16:27 @Bronzethumb -- All the best correspondence I receive is from myself. I'm awesome like that. #
16:43 @mittopotahis -- You weren't even there. #
16:44 EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! #
17:06 @omegatron -- I saw that via Facebook before I saw your @reply and wondered if it was a coincidence... lol #
18:06 Ralph always cracks me up. #Simpsons #
18:15 @AstroDamo -- Use them to (cue dramatic music) TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! #
18:17 @AstroDamo -- [Monty Burns voice] Exx-cellent. #
18:19 @AMM_Music -- LOL. It's only an approximate guide. Add as much or as little as you like. #
18:28 O HAI TWITTER. #
18:47 @jpoh -- How are things? #
19:07 Barrie Cassidy on 7pm Project... *mind blown* #
19:12 #MasterChef promo lists surviving contestants. My mother: "Oh, I thought they were talking about the chipmunks..." #HiAlvin #
19:24 Tell me about your hopes and dreams. (Hell DM me if you don't want the world to know.) #
19:36 It's interesting how they play Good Cop/Bad Cop with Gary often not judging dishes this time around. #MasterChef #
19:48 Do your best psychic octopus impression and DM me who you think is going to be Australia's Next #MasterChef (TM)? #
19:51 @BlueWaterBoy -- *sings* You're here there's nothing I fear 'cause I know that my heart will go on... #
20:03 @jpoh -- I guess I'm okay. #
20:03 @newcastleboyy -- Hope you can better sleep tonight. #
20:04 You don't realise how much good will you build up with interaction until someone responds to you when they don't know it's you... o_O #
20:08 @j_zz -- Really? I like Aaron (but I think he's going home tonight) but not the other two you mention. #
20:14 George totally stole Marcia Hines' "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout" expression. #MasterChef #
20:25 @Lilylauren -- Nope. #
20:25 @Lilylauren -- I told someone Martika was awesome though. #
20:30 I knew that was coming. #MasterChef #
20:39 We need Iron Chef Australia to happen... with Poh either as an Iron Chef or as the overseer of Kitchen Stadium. #Dreams #
20:47 O hai yet another job application rejection. Let me add you to my ever-increasing collection... #
20:49 @BlueWaterBoy @jpoh -- Because the iPhone can't FEEL EMOTION. lol #
20:53 @fridley -- When did your day start? #
20:53 Oh good @ABCiView is working. #
20:57 @fridley -- Oh. I thought you were leaving work. xD #
21:34 @R1charDD_ -- Why's that? #
21:42 @R1charDD_ -- The sexual ones? LOL #
22:04 @R1charDD_ -- Oh well I hope everything works out for you... lol #
22:12 @JordanZac -- Bewildering. #
22:57 Do you have more secrets than truths? #stuffiwonder #
23:17 Come hell or high water tomorrow I'm going to enjoy myself. #FuckDepression #
23:17 Clarity Through Creation bit.ly/96m4ES [JohnLacey.com] #
23:50 @CarrieEmmy -- I got one of those today too. Fun, oh fun. #
23:52 @CarrieEmmy -- It feels like such a masochistic cycle of rejection though. lol. REJECTION? OH GOODIE LET'S DO IT AGAIN! [Repeat til fade] #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 14th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:03 Sometimes you want to be wanted. Sometimes you're left wanting. #
00:11 @brojoghost -- When the cat is away the mice will play, or more "I have to do my job and his too"? xD #
00:50 Sometimes you want to be wanted. Sometimes you're left wanting. It's a childish want, perhaps, but all I... dailybooth.com/u/3q4v5 #
01:03 g'night #
08:44 You know you're tired when you misread 'Google Chrome' as 'Eagle Chrome.' #
09:04 #Grunt #
09:11 Anonymous asked (in a Jerry Seinfeld voice): What's the deal with Scientology?! #
09:18 Max and Thomas swing dance youtu.be/ZDhui3j1ruE #
09:22 @teags -- I'm going to have a Limp Bizkit song stuck in my head after reading that. lol #
09:25 Sometimes I think it would be {easier/better} just to end it. #
09:31 What's the modern wisdom on starting Twitter lists with names like "People I'd Like To Seduce"? #stuffiwonder #
09:46 There's really no good way out of this. Kill me, please? dailybooth.com/u/3qeo6 #
11:07 Channel 9 premier "Embarrassing Bodies" tonight. Seems fitting after Embarrassing Hey Hey and Embarrassing 20 to 1. bit.ly/agIkhG #
11:17 The first time I died was in the arms of good friends of mine. ♫ blip.fm/~tg49t #
11:31 Debating whether to put this shitty webcam recording of me singing songs online. lol #
11:39 @RiddleSpider -- Very noble of you. lol #
11:43 You know you're in trouble when someone describes a movie as "true-ish." #
11:52 It's always fun when @mittopotahis finds something to rant about. #
11:53 @BlueWaterBoy -- Obvious password or are your psychic abilities just really developed? lol #
11:55 I thought @jpoh was wearing a Snuggie in Twitter avatar. But relax people it's just a hoodie! #JohnIsVerySilly #BlanketsWithArms #
12:13 My mother's new fascination with Ellen and Portia is... well, I don't know what it is. lol. I'll keep you posted with future developments. #
12:17 I posted a new video. I won't link you to it because it's quite awful. #RedundantTweets #
12:23 @BlueWaterBoy -- Pft. I don't know about THAT. ^_^ #
12:28 Did we ever manage to locate Queen Latifah's kingdom? #stuffiwonder #
12:29 I've decided to do all my passive aggressive work via Twitter lists. lol #
12:39 Oh and in case it wasn't obvious that last tweet was a passive aggressive way of encouraging you all to check which lists you're on. xD #
12:44 Oh yes the Old Spice ads have everyone entertained. Now if only they could change the fragrance to something someone would want to wear... #
12:54 @JoshuaWithers -- Trust me you don't want to smell like that guy. There's a reason Smell-o-Vision didn't take off... #
12:56 So sick of life insurance/funeral cover ads. Yes I'm going to die, but it's going to take forever and it's going to be a financial burden. #
12:58 Oh baby, baby, baby, ohhhh... Oh dear God I've become an eleven year old girl. Can I get shots for Beiber fever? #
12:58 @JoshuaWithers -- I probably shouldn't type the first glib thing that entered my head first. lol #
13:20 I don't know what Clay Aitken just said... it was censored. But the reactions were amazing. lol #TheView #
13:26 @JoshuaWithers -- If you want to marry 'any woman' you probably don't deserve to be married. lol #
13:33 @JoshuaWithers -- But still... your desire to be married shouldn't be higher your desire to {get to know/share your life with} someone. #
13:34 @JoshuaWithers -- It's like the girls who want to be married just for the dress/party/photographs rather than the marriage (commitment). #
13:36 @JoshuaWithers -- Well some of the things you say make me wonder sometimes. =P #
13:38 @JoshuaWithers -- LOL. Mind you you're in the right industry for such a silly stunt. #MarryAnyoneMonday #
13:44 I wish people would stop telling me I have such an "interesting" voice. I know it's not a compliment guys... #
13:49 They have 97% fat free hot dogs? What on earth are they made of? #TheMindBoggles #
13:51 Only Whoopi Goldberg (perhaps Nigella Lawson?) could get a standing ovation for stealing food on TV. #TheView #
13:54 Apparently there was a TDF "disaster." I assumed somebody had died. But no Cadel Evans is 8 minutes behind race leader. *facepalm* #
14:04 The problem with Twitter is that you can't 'unread' what's been read. See also: @justinbarbour @crk365 #
14:16 You've been doing comedy for ten years? And you're still not funny? Hmmm. #Awkward #
14:18 @middleclassgirl -- Oh dear. #
14:22 LOL. When I am depressed and want to die @BlueWaterBoy doesn't want to assist, but when I quote a Beiber song he gets the shotgun... #
14:32 @pressdarling -- They are pretty awesome nonetheless. Infact I like coffee much more than I like alcohol. #
14:35 Somehow everything that comes out Peter Everrett's mouth sounds like sexual double entendre. #ReadySteadyCook #
14:40 From this point on "I'm listening to Justin Beiber" will be code for "I'm really depressed." @BlueWaterBoy #
14:42 Though I must say at least "Oh baby, baby" (etc.) are real words. Not like that Lady Gaga nonsense. #
14:43 @BlueWaterBoy -- So bring on the shotgun baby, baby, baby... ohhh... #
14:45 Oh look! It's the BP oil spill tie in doomsday cults have all been waiting for! bit.ly/9WZJwb [via @justinbarbour] #
14:46 Killing the animal is the most human... erm, I mean "humane" thing to do. #PeopleAreLame #
16:15 There's really no good way out of this. Kill me, please? dailybooth.com/u/3qeo6 #
18:24 Hi Twitter. #
18:27 In my own defense I put @BlueWaterBoy on the @johnlacey/adorable list before he offered to have me shot. lol #
18:33 Is some sort of responsible adult free for a chat? Failing that I'd also accept @michaelmeloni. #CouldntHelpMyself xD #
18:47 Wow. Getting 502 Server Errors going to @YouTube.com. ^_^ #
18:55 Youtube is down. 502 Server Error. I can't help but think I might be responsible. Earlier today I... dailybooth.com/u/3qmiy #
18:56 @JoshuaWithers -- Sometimes you're so easily influenced I'm surprised you haven't shaved your head a la Godin. =P #
18:58 @JoshuaWithers -- Though I just saw an ad on Facebook for Lynx... and I thought, "Shiny." xD #
19:46 That @SuperRabbit15 suggested that it was easy to work with charcoal. Though, perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm making a real hash of it... #
20:39 I am a hopelessly amateur visual artist. [Infact I'm an amateur at just about everything I do. But that's... dailybooth.com/u/3qn8v #
20:49 I don't think I'll be able to watch Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation anymore. #
20:59 @AstroDamo -- You have the suckiest hours. lol. Goodnight. #
21:05 I'm getting an "AUTHENTICATE_LOAD_ERROR" message on @ABCiView. (No joy in either Firefox or Google Chrome. Usually works fine.) #
21:19 Mum, Dad... the rumours are true. I'm a Celine Dion fan. I didn't mean for this to happen it just sorta did... I hope you can understand. #
21:23 LOL. If you could witness this conversation I'm having with @MichaelMeloni right now you'd understand how badly I'm drawing for straws... #
21:26 That was entertaining, but, *gasp* I still don't know what colour my parachute is... lol #
21:27 Now I'm getting a "AUTHENTICATE_XML_ERROR" on @ABCiView. #
21:36 Try sitting on a #QandA panel some time, Lee. ROFL RT @leesargent: Skype is only as good as the quality of the people you're calling #
22:23 @BlueWaterBoy -- Oh and I shall, assuming I don't inadvertently blow myself up at a petrol station. lol #
22:23 @mittopotahis -- Your 'chucks'? Is that a euphemism for something? lol #
22:30 @mittopotahis -- A part of me really expected you to reply with something about nunchucks... #
22:32 If I'm being completely honest I don't get people with positive outlooks. Which planet are they living on? Not mine evidently. ^_^ #
22:46 @kofeyh -- I think you would be worse off without your addiction though. (I think I'm an enabler.) #
22:52 I am totally drawing a blank on the name of a dear friend. #SenileAt28 #
23:26 Frustrations Boil Over bit.ly/9h8kKF [JohnLacey.com] #
23:46 Some of the cravings I get sometimes make me think I'm pregnant. You know, if it weren't biologically impossible... #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 13th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:08 This day didn't go the way I expected. Infact it was much better. Goodnight world. #
00:10 @pressdarling -- In future say "bid-ness." LOL #
08:03 After Sunday night, a full night's sleep feels like a revelation... no, a miracle. #
08:13 @middleclassgirl -- Your kid is a time traveler? #
08:15 @michaelmeloni -- In your dream did @andyblume bring out a big novelty cheque? #
08:24 Let the record show I didn't want to get out of bed... but I am anyway. lol #
08:36 There is something so awesome about grandmother made jams and preserves. #
08:41 It was one thing to see #MasterChef's Julie look frazzled in cooking challenges.. somehow it's disconcerting in other settings. #
08:44 What would television be without David Koch and his daughters gossiping? Sadly we'll never know... #
09:04 Things I don't care about: Anything to do with Kyle Sandilands or his wench. Yes, I said "wench." Pop wench at best. lol #
09:17 Harry And The Housewife: Hogwarts just got sexy. #
09:21 lol. There's something very odd about saying "I have 600 followers on Facebook" on morning television. #
09:34 Just think you could wake up to THIS... Scary thought, I know. Hello to some of my favourite people... dailybooth.com/u/3ptde #
09:38 Who the hell thought Marion was the favourite? Who the hell are these people?! #MasterChef #
09:43 @teags -- LOL. What an interesting conspiracy theory you have there... #
09:59 Well apparently not being on #TeamMarion makes me a minority. lol #MasterChef @teags @superrabbit15 #
10:04 @teags -- I cried when Matthew and Callum were parted. lol #MasterChef #
10:08 Giorgi just announced she is pregnant. All four girls on #TheCircle burst into tears. #TheCircle @MichaelMeloni #
10:16 @teags -- It is terrible. I don't know why anyone uses it. Ever. #
10:18 Oh good lord. Huey is cooking on #TheCircle. How the mighty have fallen. xD #
10:24 The Good, The Bad and The Batman #movieswithbatman #
10:25 Batman On The River Kwai #movieswithbatman #
10:32 @BlueWaterBoy -- What would you like that office to smell like? #
10:34 I would like to go back in time and personally thank whoever created noodles in a cup. #GodsAmongMen #
10:35 @BlueWaterBoy -- lol. That's one mental image that will stay with me for a while. xD #
10:36 We will look back one day and realise having an Octopus pick #WorldCup winners was the beginning of the end a la Planet of the Apes... #
10:40 Oh you're going to change the world with a Facebook page? Good luck with that. ^_^ #
10:41 @AstroDamo -- Ooh new avatar. #
10:41 @BlueWaterBoy -- No, I want... erm, never mind. #NothingToSeeHere #PleaseMoveAlong #
10:45 @BlueWaterBoy -- LOL. Sorry. #
10:45 <-- is terrible. #
10:48 LOLing at all the #movieswithbatman @chloewrites @bunnyflorentine #
11:01 I seriously tried photoshopping @AstroDamo's avatar... but apparently I'm not that clever. xD #
11:09 OMG there's a protein from snake venom used to "stun" wrinkles? I love this conceptually on so many levels... #
11:10 It's "almost as good" as injections but "in so many ways so much better." o_O #
11:12 @BlueWaterBoy -- Muwahahaha. That's awesome. DO IT, DO IT! #
11:17 @BlueWaterBoy -- Aw. #
11:22 Today is #HonestyViaDM day. Quickly unfollow me. xD #
11:24 @jpoh -- Adjust levels. It's a sunset portrait... no matter what I do the face is too dark or the sunset is too light. lol #
11:28 I should probably kill #HonestyViaDMDay before it gets out of hand. lol #
11:29 #HonestyViaDMDay is the complete antithesis of #impulsecontrol. #
11:31 @AstroDamo -- That's great. #NotEvenBeingSarcastic #
11:33 @jpoh -- a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1074609470/sPhone044.jpg #
11:35 @chloewrites -- I'm half tempted to retweet that with the caption "Rainbow-on-rainbow action." #
11:35 SEND ME DMS NAO. #HonestyViaDMDay #
11:38 Better yet... DON'T send me DMs. #HonestyViaDMDay #ReversePyschologyDoesntWork #
11:39 @middleclassgirl -- Did it make you jealous? lol #
11:51 999 DMs. That's an interesting number. #
12:11 @AstroDamo -- Yeah. @jpoh did a good job. #
12:12 @AstroDamo -- Pft. You're not ugly. See also: #HonestyViaDMDay #
12:17 @pressdarling -- Cool. Random question: How do you manage the songwriting/mechanical royalties for that cover? #
12:33 @pressdarling -- Oh? You sell that song, whoever buys it names the price... and their publisher gets what exactly? lol #
12:34 I don't like oysters but I love oyster sauce. #MysteryWrappedInAnEnigma #
12:35 @pressdarling -- Cool. #
12:37 @benrhughes -- Too phallic? LOL #
12:46 Somehow this song "That I Would Be Good" by Alanis Morissette always hits a nerve I have. #
12:47 At some point chopsticks just naturally became an extension of my own body. #
12:55 How can I complain when I'm the one who reaches for it? #Lyrics #AlanisMorissette #
13:21 @NickHodge -- Does she also sing? #
13:28 Do you see yourself in my gypsy garage sale ways, in my fits of laughter? #lyrics #AlanisMorrisette #
13:38 Turns out waiting by Twitter for your Direct Messages to arrive is even more pathetic than waiting by the phone... #NowYouKnow #
14:20 @middleclassgirl -- I want to be conquered. #WinWin #
14:22 @kylegcsumusic -- Me too. #
15:17 Skype is usually such a reliable program. But not today. *screams* #
15:18 *cries* #
16:07 Do you ever lose sight of you are (or who you think/thought you are/were)? #stuffiwonder #
16:10 On a related subject: *yawn* #
16:15 I need a therapist who specialises in existential crisis. #
16:24 Sorry to be disappointing, wasn't born for no marrying, want to make my own living... singing. youtu.be/4QQYX1vQ4_k #
16:28 @fridley -- I never would've picked you as someone with a Twitter avatar inferiority complex... #
16:32 @fridley -- LOL. That tweet probably should've included a hashtag about people in glass houses and what not. #
16:34 Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia and Sinead O'Connor all singing "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" is one of the most bizarre things ever. #
16:40 I'm not sure I appreciate having psychotherapists drop by my tweets. #ThankYouDontComeAgain #
16:44 Mike Amor just suggested we stop pretending Mel Gibson is Australian. What about all those other people we erroneously claim? Neil Finn? lol #
16:45 I think I'm going to drop off the edge of the earth for a while. So depressed. #Unplugging #
19:07 I'm not going to enroll to vote, TAKE THAT! Oh I already am. Shit... #
19:08 I love that I said I was depressed and the only thing that noticed was a bot. Huzzah. #
19:11 I wonder what kind of bots I'll get if I say 'suicide.' #TheMindBoggles #
19:14 @crk365 -- There aren't enough available characters on Twitter. #
19:15 @crk365 -- To explain my problems that is. Ordinarily I like 140 characters. #Clarification #
19:16 I'm going to become increasingly belligerent as the night progresses. Just be grateful I'm not drinking. #SaveYourself #UnfollowNow #
19:19 @crk365 -- No, I guess not. But thank you for your concern. #
19:23 There's a website with photographs of unidentified corpses? Really? I'm going to have to Google this.... *mind blown* @The7pmProject #
19:23 @kofeyh -- Yes. I'm a horrible person. #
19:26 @JoshuaWithers -- ALSO THEY DON'T NOTICE IF THEY DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR BLOGS AND VIDEOS. #CapsForEmphasis #
19:27 @BlueWaterBoy twitpic.com/24w29v - Next you'll start thinking you can live forever... #
19:30 @AstroDamo -- Shouldn't you be sleeping? =P #
19:32 When someone does something silly it's an incident. When lots of people do that same thing it's a 'meme.' #Internet101 #
19:36 @BlueWaterBoy -- Is your brother there? lol #
19:42 @AstroDamo -- Sweet dreams. #
19:48 @SilkCharm -- When in Fiji one does not stay at Malaysia. #ThisIsntHelping #
19:55 I think I've managed to fuck this up in the same way I fuck everything up. #GoJohn #
20:13 I should buy a cake and some Kahlua and get Bridget Jones' Diary DVDs. #JohnIsReallyButch #
20:14 @JordanZac -- LOL. #
20:23 It never occurred to me before but even the music on the 'Greater' ads is emulating the Seinfeld theme. All that whacky bass. #
20:32 So sad I won't get to see Simply Red. And yes I note the irony as 'Money's Too Tight To Mention' plays. lol #
21:01 @pressdarling -- That's actually one of my favourite things to do! Enjoy it. It'll be fun. #
21:05 @pressdarling -- Then add the samples later. #
21:09 @pressdarling -- I mean they call them 'demos' for a reason. ;) #
21:30 Hey Hey and The Best of Paul Hogan... What do you mean Channel 9 is still living in the eighties? #
21:35 @pressdarling -- I would but I don't have any of those electronic contraptions... #
21:41 @JoshuaWithers -- Honestly I've been wondering how you'd feel if someone started propagating false retweets ostensibly from you. #
21:42 @middleclassgirl -- Do you know any good steps? #
22:10 @JoshuaWithers -- I guess I'm more interested in the distinction between parody and misrepresentation. #
22:10 @RiddleSpider -- I would love the coffee. I could probably take or leave the Allen though... lol #
22:13 Life would be awesome if it came with a manual. I don't mean a religious text or the morality police - something infinitely more practical. #
22:38 @RiddleSpider -- Were the kids not born in the seventies or something? #
22:39 ProTip: It's never too late to start lying about your age. #
23:45 I can't get no satisfaction. #AndITry #
23:50 @brojoghost -- lol. Congratulations. #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 12th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:03 I best go to bed so I can get out of bed at ridiculously-early-o'clock. Goodnight world. #
04:08 It's 4am. Why am I awake? Ugh. #
04:39 @fridley -- In my defense I'm not watching the World Cup. Nor did I intend to... so the whole waking up at 2am thing is baffling. #
05:21 I'm the most needy person you know. And potentially the most honest. lol #
05:24 @bensmith808 -- lol. Am I getting on your nerves yet? It'll happen sooner or later. =P #
05:29 It's funny how coffee can be both the solution to and origins of many problems. lol #
05:35 @bensmith808 -- Aw, shucks. #1100thTweet #
05:38 I've had a grand total of two hours sleep. I look about as good as I feel. lol. @bensmith_808 is keeping me... dailybooth.com/u/3p45h #
05:49 Okay the lack of sleep is hitting me pretty hard. And it's suddenly so cold... *dies* #
06:02 Well suffice it to say that the World Cup is not going to bring about world peace... #
06:14 This is probably a terrible idea but I'm going to go back to bed for an hour. Here's hoping the alarm works. lol #
07:17 I'm so tired I could {die/cry}. #
07:28 @BlueWaterBoy -- Mornin' #
09:32 Good news: I bought charcoal pencils. Bad news: I won't have any time to use them. lol @SuperRabbit15 #
09:43 Aw, shucks. @teags and @bluewaterboy are replying to each other. Worlds collide on Twitter. xD #
09:44 I've been putting off this activity for weeks and, actually, I am having a lot of fun. Admittedly some answers are tongue-in-cheek. #
09:46 ProTip: A sense of whimsy makes everything better. #
11:08 Found some time to play with my charcoal pencils. They are very messy - just like I knew they would be. xD @SuperRabbit15 #
11:09 I don't know what to make of it... but the spam has gone from penis enhancement to breast enhancement. Should I be worried? #
11:30 @newcastleboyy -- I would probably preface that with "amateur" or "wannabe" but basically yes... lol #
11:30 @JoshuaWithers -- Sign of the times? How so? lol #
11:33 I bit theatrically into another red capsicum. Iron Chef has really affected me psychologically... #
11:34 @JoshuaWithers -- So you haven't been writing new material on your break? Pity. #
11:40 True Knowledge answers everything you ever wanted to know about John Lacey (assuming you didn't mean me): bit.ly/cWv4pz #
11:48 @chloewrites -- A thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters? #
11:54 Julie Bishop: Putting the 'Coal' back into Coalition. #
12:01 @AstroDamo -- Do you have someone who can wait on you? #
12:08 @AstroDamo -- Oh. How sad. I'd totally come do it if my schedule wasn't so busy. And, you know, if you actually knew who I was. xD #
12:10 I need to get some better fitting clothes. It's like I graduated from the Janet Jackson school of wardrobe malfunctions or something... #
12:35 @SuperRabbit15 -- Not yet, but soon hopefully. #
12:50 Sharpening pencils with a hobby knife is quite a skill. lol #
13:06 @teags -- You and me both. :S #
13:38 Turns out there was still some paint left in my Gold Posca pen after all. #SmallVictories #
13:43 I wanted to mock the notice that said the blades were sharp... but then I cut myself on them. #JohnIsAsJohnDoes #
13:59 What was I doing again? #DudeWheresMyFocus #
14:02 @middleclassgirl -- You seem to do okay when we speak on the phone... lol #
14:18 @BlueWaterBoy -- With great power comes great webby stuff and the ability to kiss Mary Jane upside down. (At least that was my reading.) #
14:59 @middleclassgirl -- Just adopt the Jerry Seinfeld voice and go, "What's the deal with cupcakes?!" #
15:04 @RiddleSpider -- Yes. I mean what happened to the good ol' days when people asked you get to naked in the barn? #
15:11 @RiddleSpider -- I feel really inadequate right about now. lol #
15:18 @JoshuaWithers -- xD #
15:29 @JoshuaWithers -- Your famous African drumming school? #
15:35 I'm so tired. But no resting until bedtime... *slaps self* #
15:39 @JoshuaWithers -- You're not going to use your drum to indoctrinate people into a religion are you? #
15:40 @JoshuaWithers -- Oh, I know! A tribute website to the Rogue Traders. youtu.be/7m7PfRxeh3Q #HereComeTheDrums #
15:42 No, you're sleeptweeting. RT @AstroDamo: Fell asleep on lounge now awake again. #
15:46 I'm sure I'm in some sort of minority here but I like that the weather is warming up. ^_^ @bluewaterboy @teags #
15:55 Must try hard not to judge other people's taste in music. *develops nervous twitch* #
16:41 Ooh... two bottles of home made Lemon Butter. #MyGrandmotherLovesMe #
16:44 @BlueWaterBoy -- I seriously can't get Smashmouth songs out of my head. And, relatedly, mental images of Shrek. #
16:44 The beef and black bean I've made for dinner looks pretty amazing even if I immodestly say so myself. #
17:55 Jesse and Rebecca just said their vowels. #FullHouse #7TWO #
18:02 My brother: "What does Australia and McDonalds have in common? They're both run by red-headed clowns..." #
18:11 @AstroDamo -- Food might make you feel good. #
18:13 @AstroDamo -- You might appreciate the fresh air. Or find somewhere that delivers. Or insist someone carry you. #JohnsSillySuggestions #
18:16 @totallyhappy -- Oh noez. #
18:17 @AstroDamo -- LOL. Just imagine the looks you'd get if you were being piggy-backed... #
18:20 @AstroDamo -- Are you some sort of giant? lol #
18:27 Falling asleep... *slaps self* #
18:30 Channel 7 news drinking game: Every time Chris Bath makes a cringeworthy reference to Spain winning the world cup take a shot. #
18:37 @newcastleboyy -- I suspect Bill Clinton could offer similar insight. #
21:34 @fionalaughton -- LMAO. #
22:04 I clicked on a #ACA hashtag by mistake. Scariest 30 seconds of my life. #
22:06 @AstroDamo -- So what exactly did you do to end up in the state you're in? (I mean how did you sustain your injuries? lol) #
22:11 @AstroDamo -- My preferred reading is: WALKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. #
22:13 @AstroDamo -- Ouch. #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 11th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:09 @BlueWaterBoy -- Goodnight. #
00:29 Goodnight world. #
10:11 @ObviouslyBen -- Does @nalts actually exist or is he just a state of mind? #ExistentialMoment #VidCon #
10:12 I think I'm going to need sleeping pills to help me regain something of my former sleeping patterns. Ugh. #
10:16 *visits @tripplehelix's website and blog* Oh look at that... www.tripplehelix.com #
10:17 @michaelmeloni -- Good morning Bert and good morning Australia... #
10:22 @michaelmeloni -- Can you play the piano? Because I think that was the major selling point of Belvedere V1. #
10:27 Inside Business figured out a way of linking the Blackeyed Peas' "My Humps" to their story. SOMEBODY DESERVES A RAISE. XD #
10:55 Morning is frozen like the first morning.... #
10:58 Do you people watch TDF just to watch people crash their bikes? #stuffiwonder #
11:04 You watch it for the bike race? Erm... not that there's anything wrong with that. ^_^ @crk365 #IDontGetSports #
11:04 @JoshuaWithers -- Shouldn't you wait a couple of hours before hitting the beer? =P #
11:11 Someone said I was cute. And they used the word 'personally' twice in that same sentence. *starts reading too much into it* #
11:11 @rumoko -- So jealous. #
11:16 Apparently Justin Beiber is a 'squeaky clean Christian' who (according to his mother) intends to 'stay pure.' bit.ly/9ngrrn ROFL #
11:26 These Hotmail/Messenger television ads are so dopey. lol #
11:37 "That's okay, if I've made even just a little mess out of you I'm satisfied." LOL. This movie on 7TWO is funny. #
11:45 One of the least favourite relatives is coming to visit. I guess I best get showered/dressed. ^_^ #
12:00 @benrhughes -- I can't vouch for the effectiveness of this... but I've seen things online that recommend putting phone in bag of rice. #
15:43 Pharmacy chain had a deal on Lindt chocolate (2 blocks for $4)... but they were sold out of the Blueberry one. #FirstWorldProblems @crk365 #
15:52 @JmanofAus -- Wow. You're still alive? lol #
15:59 @kofeyh -- Who are these popular well known bloggers switching to Tumblr? #
15:59 @middleclassgirl -- But #ChadApproved? lol #
16:03 LOL. Sounds like @ObviouslyBen and @buckhollywood had a moment. xD #
16:08 @michaelmeloni -- LMAO. #
16:14 @AstroDamo -- Hope you feel better soon. #
16:15 If I'm being completely honest I have no idea where the lines between flirtatious, humorous and stalker-esque are. #ImpulseControl #
16:19 SEND ME INAPPROPRIATE DIRECT MESSAGES NOW! #
16:20 @ObviouslyBen -- "I danced with @Buckhollywood. I'm never showering again..." LOL #
16:23 @newcastleboyy -- Hey there. lol #
16:25 @ytlisasimpson -- Woah. Do you remember how? #
16:25 @newcastleboyy -- Not too bad. How are you? #
16:27 So far only one inappropriate DM. (It was an impressively inappropriate one though, so I applaud it for that. lol) #
16:27 @kofeyh -- Yeah. It's a great place to see the same thing reproduced billions of times. #
16:28 @middleclassgirl -- Hope you feel better soon. Get some rest. Drink some tea. Snuggle up with a warm blanket and a good book. #
16:42 @fionalaughton -- LOL. I don't know what you're talking about... but it really conjured a mental image. #
17:38 I have a bad habit of putting food on to cook and then promptly forgetting about it... ^_^ #
17:40 @ytlisasimpson -- I think it means I'm easily distracted by Twitter. lol #
17:54 @fictillius -- Something Mexican. #twitterdecides #
17:56 @Glebe2037 -- That you're a control freak? *shrug* #
17:58 @Glebe2037 -- Honestly (this affects me too) when little things annoy you it usually signifies something you're not acknowledging. #
18:02 @BlueWaterBoy -- You seriously hadn't heard our PM speak before today? #
18:03 @Glebe2037 -- Like do you ever react badly to something on Twitter and then later think, "Why would I even care about THAT?" lol #
18:07 @Glebe2037 -- Well what kind of things are annoying you? And are they things that genuinely bother you? #
18:23 @BlueWaterBoy twitpic.com/24bl53 - LOL. Is that a real (unedited) photograph?! #
18:25 A documentary called "Cat Ladies." Oh where have you been my whole life? xD #
18:27 @chloewrites -- Not on TV yet. They mentioned it ever so briefly on "At The Movies." I assume it will be limited release at cinemas... #
18:29 @CarrieEmmy -- LOL. I told @AskCarrieLee that I was going to get some bling that read "SPINSTER4LIFE." #
18:31 Cat Ladies trailer (for those who are interested). bit.ly/10QOoA @CarrieEmmy @chloewrites #
18:32 @WendyWings -- Awesome! #
18:33 Spoiler alert... Tonight on Merlin the problem facing our protagonist will BE A THING OF A MAGIC. #Spoiler #Spoilers #
18:45 @Glebe2037 -- At this point I'm not sure I can understand what you're getting at... so I'm just going to nod and smile. ^_^ #
18:45 @crk365 -- That's really all any viewer - or script writer - needs to know... #
18:47 This Lindt Lindor Irresistibly Smooth White chocolate may contain traces of hazelnuts, almonds and awesome. #
18:51 It would be great if all the Merlin fans from around the world adopted the #ThingOfMagic hashtag. xD #
19:28 @doitforfame -- Good morning. #
19:43 @Lilylauren -- Me too, but I can't afford it. #
20:39 Some of my hobbies are clearly more worthwhile than others. #
20:42 Do you think we'd be able to arrange to get that octopus to predict the MasterChef winner? #
20:45 Moments like these I wish I had an empathetic person to confide in me. xD #
21:10 @SeanCallinan -- Free hugs are my favourite kind of hug. *hug* #
21:15 @BlueWaterBoy -- Totally misread that as '3d glasses of wine.' I was intrigued to say the least. xD #
21:49 @pressdarling -- Your first? That's a big deal. lol Welcome to the club. ;) #
21:50 @JoshuaWithers -- I have no concept of how removed Esperance is until you start quoting plane ticket prices... :S #
22:02 Sometimes I think I should just call myself a stand up comedian and tell people about the joke that is my life. #
22:25 This has been a most interesting day indeed. Good, bad, crazy... all of the above. Do you know we're... dailybooth.com/u/3oy79 #
22:48 I just bit theatrically into a red capsicum. Now if only I could get someone to build me something in a 'kitchen stadium.' #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 10th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

01:07 @robofillet -- That's the spirit. ;) #
01:08 I should probably be sleeping or something. *shrug* #
01:10 @benrhughes -- lol. I can sympathise. Sometimes I just need some prompting. xD #
01:11 @benrhughes -- I had a really bad night on some of that cheap coconut liquer... I dare not touch it again. #
01:19 @benrhughes -- Well we've both 'enjoyed' the phenomena that is this place. lol #
01:27 One person's tan is another person's sunburn. #
01:39 Oh dear god, @benrhughes' melancholy has deteriorated to the extent that he's watching AFL. #OhTheHumanity #
01:52 @benrhughes -- Probably that it's time to go to bed... lol #
02:14 Good grief. 2am? Goodnight. #
09:48 @michaelmeloni -- LOL. #
10:17 South Africa can manage to legalise gay marriage... but not Australia? Really? @JuliaGillard #
10:28 @j_zz -- To be honest neither of those things really surprise me. lol #
10:33 Can haz lots and lots of coffee? #
10:45 Still listening to Ini Kamoze. #KeepingTheDreamAlive #TheLyricalGangster @michaelmeloni #
10:48 @crk365 -- Apparently he did. Though I hadn't heard of any of them. #
10:49 Susan Boyle is looking for a duet partner via YouTube. Oh the parody possibilities are endless. #
11:00 I think I've made a mistake - which isn't terribly newsworthy, I make those all the time. The dilemma is what to do about it... #
11:06 @SuperRabbit15 -- Congratulations! #
11:08 @SuperRabbit15 -- A psychic octopus by any chance? #
11:16 I don't like this life. Can I have another? How does that reincarnation thing work anyway...? #
11:43 Gone public so... oh, wait, I'm always public. Nevermind. #
11:58 @mgph3nom -- You need to befriend a local or something. lol #
12:03 I may have replaced "Every day I'm getting stronger and stronger" with "Who gives a shit?" as my personal mantra. Don't tell Tony Robbins. #
12:13 @AskCarrieLee -- Yeah it's a great movie. #
12:20 @JordanZac -- The best thing you've ever done. #
12:20 I dream one day of visiting @SamProof and getting a tour of the Tony Stockert suite (as it's known). Probably won't happen though. Alas! #
12:24 My phone keeps beeping because the battery is low. The logical thing to do would be to recharge it. I just want to throw it out the window. #
13:10 Bravado can be so funny sometimes. #
13:21 Holly likes John... AND SHARPIES! #BestThingEver @SuperRabbit15 twitpic.com/23xesg #
14:40 Oktoberfest: Where alcoholics come to die... #PotentialTourismCampaigns #
14:56 Oktoberfest to ban smoking. Because, unlike binge drinking, smoking is bad. bit.ly/bpMeKU #
16:23 Hello Twitter. #
18:14 @middleclassgirl -- You need to compile a book of your Dad's patented expressions. #
18:20 @BlueWaterBoy -- The last time I was in Brisbane I suggested my friend take me there... but she declined. xD #
18:31 Don't you hate it when a shop is sold out of what you want and the salesperson tries to pretend the alternative is better (and it isn't)? #
18:36 Alright grabbing my pot of Jasmine tea and going to enjoy Elvis Costello's Spectacle on @ABCiView. #
18:42 @candypendo -- LOL. You are not alone in that regard. #
18:43 @BlueWaterBoy -- You best think of something... lol #
19:01 "In the 1980s - or as I like to call it 'the decade music forgot.'" - Elvis Costello. LOL #
19:02 @pressdarling -- Happy reviewing. (Welcome to sobriety. heh.) #
19:06 It's terrible, but I LOL'd. [Via @captain_beef] RT @emmsyish: So many soldiers blown up in Afghanistan, yet my ex lives. #
19:14 I'm beginning to think there should be a @rumoko clause in the Responsible Service of Alcohol legislation. #
19:44 If left over Chinese food can't bring about world peace.... NOTHING WILL. #
20:18 @middleclassgirl -- He was Twitter's Darling before there even was a Twitter... lol #
20:19 All you two wanna do is have some fun. ^_^ @doitforfame @bensmith808 #
20:33 @doitforfame -- LOL. #
20:55 I'll take photographs of myself, sometimes I'll photograph things about my life... or my art work. I'm not... dailybooth.com/u/3oecm #
21:20 I probably don't need to upload another video of me singing. I can berate myself just fine without the contributions of random strangers. #
21:47 @Lilylauren -- I feel all conflicted now... because we have this shared love of Martika, but I can't stand ABBA. [cc @middleclassgirl] #
21:56 Sometimes you've just got to ask yourself, "What would J.B. Fletcher do?" #
22:03 @nicolejensen -- LOL. That's actually my romantic history in a nutshell. #
22:25 I hate starting blog posts only to realise they aren't going anywhere. But I guess that's a part of this particular process. #
22:27 So I've been feeding the blog with 29 readers and not the one with 227 readers. There's something deeply counter-intuitive about this. #
23:03 Interacting with strangers... is it ever safe? An unprecedented entry to the personal blog. bit.ly/9hDpPc #
23:09 @ASECONDCHANCE -- I was listening to a podcast earlier today where a Rabbi alluded to that. lol #
23:09 @AstroDamo -- Goodnight. Who knows... maybe tomorrow one of your friends will try setting you up with a girl. xD #
23:14 @AstroDamo -- Well 'meddle in your personal life' more generally. =P #
23:17 I can't help but think sometimes 'living in the moment' and 'procrastinating' are the same thing. #
23:23 It is very apparent to me that I can't have a serious conversation with @michaelmeloni at this hour. But for some reason I keep trying... #
23:51 @BlueWaterBoy -- It's a possibility. #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 9th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:13 Oh look. Buffy's on. This, for the kiddies playing at home, is what vampires used to be like before they 'sparkled.' #
00:30 Erm. I don't think I'd go as far as to say they were "real" vampires. @nicko236 #
00:35 Midnight vocal recording session. Though listening back, it probably not see the light of day. #
01:16 Your Contribution Matters... bit.ly/9o26MG [JohnLacey.com] #
08:26 Watching 'Alice in Wonderland' www.imdb.com/title/tt1014759/ #
09:00 @BlueWaterBoy -- My Entire Life. lol #
09:01 @kcarruthers -- I think erm nature invented composting... then humans figured out they could help with the process. xD #
09:03 OMG. One of the kids left a blanket on top of the heater... it's a miracle the house didn't burn down. FUCK. :/ #
09:55 Alice In Wonderland was a much better movie than I anticipated. Sorry for doubting you Mr. Burton. #
10:05 My niece wanted to watch The Wiggles' Wiggly Breakfast. *shoots self* #
10:17 @BlueWaterBoy -- Oh, this explains the earlier twitpic... lol #
10:19 @BlueWaterBoy -- But yes (like @BeauGiles says) leave the linguistic stuff to bitter single people like me. =P #
10:38 @BlueWaterBoy -- Maybe you should make a list of things you like. And maybe not dwell on those other things. #
10:41 @BlueWaterBoy -- Okay then. #
10:47 After much soul searching I've decided I want the anti-depressants that the Wiggles are on. #
10:50 Only on Twitter could you witness people argue about how literally 'anniversary' should been taken. #
10:50 LINGUISTIC BLOODBATH. #
10:55 @BlueWaterBoy -- FINISH HIM! #
11:00 Alright I'm going to attempt to encourage niece and nephew to do craft project. May the Gods smile upon my attempt.. #UncleJohn #
11:06 My niece decided the birthday card for my older brother should have Power Rangers on it. xD #UncleJohn #
11:15 Overheard: "Ooh... [Princess] Peach just kissed Mario." #UncleJohn #
11:16 Craft project kept one of the children entertained for about two minutes. I'm not sure if that's a success or a failure. #UncleJohn #
11:25 @middleclassgirl -- *freaks out* #
11:26 Turns out just drawing by yourself rekindles the kids' interest. #UncleJohn #
11:31 Hell drawing independently got both of them doing it too. Even got my nephew to put his DS down. This is a miracle. lol #UncleJohn #
11:41 I should totally use these kids as an excuse to draw more often. It's fun. #
11:49 Received a Master Of Inventions badge in the mail from @joeavella. (I'll post a picture later.) bit.ly/cDCZCy #
12:35 @riverbasil -- Dude don't fuck up the spelling of 'grammar' in these tweets... lol xD #
12:36 I find myself addressing random people as 'DUDE!' I blame @j_zz. LOL #
12:36 @Hedges91 -- Goodnight. lol #
13:00 And the kids just got picked up. #UncleJohn #
13:04 @teags -- You're pro-censorship then? #
13:08 @teags -- I have the upmost respect for @michaelmeloni but I find some of the things he publishes on STOTC a bit confronting.... ^_^ #
13:09 @nicko236 -- You could just you know {buy/cook} some instead. Probably easier. #
13:17 @nicko236 -- I think the link you draw between violence and noodles is a bit imaginary. #
13:38 I walked to the other side of the house to get a power cord. And returned with some art supplies... #Senile #
13:50 I really hope by the time I reach Whoopi Goldberg's age I will also not give a shit about what anybody thinks of me... #TheView #
13:58 Should I draw (yet) another picture of @BlueWaterBoy or branch out into other things? xD #TwitterDecides #
14:27 Sun showers. Incredibly heavy too. #
14:33 You don't know I'm crazy, I don't know why you're blue. You messed with my head, you messed with the dead, now I'm gonna mess with you... #
14:43 Someone called me 'weird' yesterday. I've decided to take this as a compliment. dailybooth.com/u/3nq6d #
15:34 My cousins had been raising money for their friend, a little boy, with cancer. He died last Friday. =( #
16:09 @JoshuaWithers -- I love how the cigarette reference is the thing that gets clarified and not the one about Ben Affleck's hair. lol #
16:39 Let's hope when the ABC News channel goes live it's better. I mean this "ABC journalists are so awesome" loop isn't very newsworthy. ^_^ #
19:35 It's embarrassing how tired I find myself at 7:30 on a Friday night. #
20:18 @middleclassgirl -- Indeed. #
20:32 People always complain about Australia Post putting up their prices. But today an envelope with no street address found me. They deserve it. #
21:02 @thegadgetdude -- Evening here. But hi. =P #
21:25 Sometimes you just have to realise you can't help some people. #
21:25 @middleclassgirl -- You've seriously met more Twitter people in one week than I have in my entire life. lol #
22:40 I've drawn the same basic picture of the same person about five times now. Yeah, okay, I'll owe it... it's a tad unhealthy. lol #
22:50 The CBBC show 'Trapped!' is actually pretty entertaining. lol #
23:21 @middleclassgirl -- Aw. Poor thing. #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 8th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:02 I keep one day someone will be happy to see me. But today is not that day. =( #
08:22 *lives vicariously through @notitles' sushi adventures* #
08:47 @R1charDD_ -- Hello. =P #
08:50 @BlueWaterBoy -- Well if you had a friend and you wanted to take them to a bar... where else would you go? #
10:41 @R1charDD_ -- No really, no. lol. But thanks for asking... #
10:42 @notitles -- I just can't get sushi locally, unfortunately. That's what I get for living where I do. lol #
10:48 Even with fingernails as sharp as mine it is near impossible to get into shrink wrapped things. lol #
10:54 I seriously can't get the plastic off this A5 Artist Pad. I guess I am not meant to paint today. lol #
11:05 Talk is cheap - join the conversation! #
11:07 Won ton noodle soup. Not sure if this is breakfast or lunch - let's call it "brunch" - but I'm sure it is... dailybooth.com/u/3n1p1 #
11:14 Cupcakes, according to the woman in the infomercial, are "flavour of the year." #
11:15 @BlueWaterBoy -- Geniuses aren't necessarily friends though. =P #
11:31 @middleclassgirl -- Ouch. #
11:36 Oh look at that. The media make Dannii's baby all about 'Aunty Kylie.' I'll pretend to be surprised. #
11:41 LOL. Turns out Lady Gaga was so impressed by @aussieninja's plight that she wrote a song instructing people to show their teeth. xD #
11:44 @aussieninja -- Turns out Lady Gaga was so disillusioned with the music industry that she was studying to be a dentist. It all makes sense!! #
11:45 Erm, according to @notitles' my hair looks like that of a choir boy. xD #NotSureWhatToMakeOfItAll #
11:45 Erm, according to @notitles my hair looks like that of a choir boy. xD #NotSureWhatToMakeOfItAll #
11:46 I worry sometimes a lot of my jokes are lost on @BlueWaterBoy. #
11:48 @AskCarrieLee -- Goodnight. #
11:56 @BlueWaterBoy -- Many of the things I say (genius versus people bar for example) are very silly and not to be taken seriously. =P #
11:56 There'd better be a live performance of the Semicolon song! *shakes fist* @robofillet @hopeonatenspeed #
11:59 LOL. Yumi Stynes' kids are very cute and funny. #TheCircle #
12:02 Do they have real show choir contests (like in Glee)? Do they use microphones? Pitch correction? LOL #stuffiwonder #
12:02 @BlueWaterBoy -- Alrighty then. ^_^ #
12:03 Today is gonna be a chan-gin' day in my life. If you can't trust a bald man on television who can you trust?! #
12:09 @robofillet -- Eek. #
12:15 A week after I tell the world that the Jasmine Tea tins make excellent storage containers... the local store is sold out. o_O @silkcharm #
12:16 Wanna see what I bought today? youtu.be/RqjTsV_oKPY #
12:24 Using watercolour paints for the first time. Suffice it to say this is going to be bad. lol. But nevermind... #
12:26 If you're earning over $77,000 a year why would you be single? #NIB #stuffiwonder #
12:36 @crk365 -- Fair enough. #
12:43 Well none of the kids in kindergarten have to fear my painting skills... lol. #
12:44 @AstroDamo -- LOL. I see. ^_^ #
12:47 Somehow watching Americans go batshit crazy after winning something on a talkshow never gets old. #
12:55 @ErinGibsonArt -- Muwahahaha. #
13:02 The View is the only show (to my knowledge) shown on Australian television where the audio is so compressed it's louder than the ads. #
13:08 @CarrieEmmy -- Embrace your inner Nigella and make it both classy and sexy. ;) #
13:15 @RiddleSpider -- I've been told I look like everything from an Anime character cartoon to a woman with this avatar. lol #
13:18 @RiddleSpider -- Oh I like it too. That's why I'm still using it. #
13:37 The only thing worse than a bad midday movie is a bad midday movie with religious overtones. #
13:51 I have no sense of proportion when it comes to drawing. Suffice it to say I don't think anybody could have an arm like that. xD #
14:18 As far as 'easy to assemble' meals go, it's hard to top breakfast cereals. #
14:20 I mean even *I* can do it... and I earn less than $77,000 and am chronically single and not by choice. lol #
14:28 I don't know why I worry about what other people think of me... I mean nobody can talk shit about me the way I do. LOL #
14:42 @JoshuaWithers -- You listen to music WITH YOUR EYES, don't you? #
14:43 Documentary about The Easybeats on SBS right now. #
14:47 @JoshuaWithers -- BUT... BUT... BUT... YOU WORK ON *RADIO* #
14:52 If you're going to @VIDCON, why not stalk these JOJCAST guests: @mgph3nom @robofillet @obviouslyben lol #
15:06 @JoshuaWithers -- As much as I like this show generally, I don't think you'd miss anything if you did leave the house instead. #
15:28 @michaelmeloni -- I guess it will set on cold concrete... who needs ice cream? #
16:13 @ObviouslyBen -- See if you can't get a mini table top tripod if need be. Much more portable and there's usually something you can put it on #
16:30 Can haz hugs...? #
16:51 @BlueWaterBoy -- *hug* Yeah I'm okay. Just a little lonely. #
17:03 @pressedstarling -- Forget about it. It's *M*A*S*H* O'Clock. #
17:05 Kingdom of Heaven is on TV Friday night. As I recall from seeing it at the cinema it was beautifully shot but didn't seem to go anywhere. #
17:18 "Frank if you keep putting your foot in your mouth you'll end up with Athlete's Tongue." #MASH #
18:19 Diet coke and Arnott's cheddar shapes for dinner? I'm clearly the WORST ADULT EVER. lol #
18:24 @BlueWaterBoy -- [For old time's sake I have to say this.] ASK YOUR BROTHER. HE'LL KNOW! #
18:28 @hgws -- According to BBC News 'One in 10' UK graduates unemployed. Cheery though, no? news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/10477551.stm #
18:29 @kofeyh -- BURN BABY, BURN. #
18:31 Today Tonight reveals that a Dancing With The Stars contestant was contacted by Church of Scientology just in time for cross promotion. #
18:35 I've lost my mind but I'm laughing... that's probably an improvement. #
18:40 @middleclassgirl -- Oh. I was going to suggest it was Melbourne. #
19:03 We'll put our boat people on East Timor even if we have to invade it first... Erm, I mean.... nothing. ^_^ #SecretMemoToJulia #
19:04 Christina Aguilera is explaining her new single. Apparently, like most of her other songs, it is about being a whore. Who knew? #
19:18 I actually told myself that I'd drink the Diet Coke for "sugar rush." *facepalm* #
19:21 The problem with watching Disney's Tarzan is that you end up listening to more Phil Collins than a person reasonably should be expected to. #
19:42 @crk365 -- No. #
19:58 I love the Stepford Wives in these Napisan ads... they're not worried about their kids ruining their stuff, they're all about stain removal. #
20:07 Lacey's Law states that whenever you need to talk about something no one will be around to listen. #
20:20 Does anyone use Stickam anymore? #stuffiwonder #
20:23 @crk365 -- Your dog could be Australia's NEXT #MASTERCHEF. #
20:27 This Hungry Jacks AFL promotion ad... Who is the guy? Is there some Big Brother reference that is lost on me here? Why care about Fitzy? #
20:30 @j_zz -- But is the guy he's talking to someone important...? That's the bit I wonder about. #
20:31 @crk365 -- LOL. What is this emotional investment you have in Marion? #
20:32 Can you imagine if they had this kind of emotional dramatic #MasterChef build up before Ready Steady Cook results? @michaelmeloni #
20:34 @crk365 -- LOL. Well Martika modeled them well back in the day... #
20:34 @middleclassgirl -- Oh every night is slightly more emotional than the last as they drop off the last batch of contestants. #
20:35 I love how they always react "OMG you're not who we wanted" and then "OH WELCOME BACK AARON. WE LOVE YOU REALLY." #MasterChef #
20:36 Yeah she is no Poh. Let's be honest... @michaelmeloni #
20:40 @crk365 -- If you're good I'll even let Marion break the dishes! #
20:40 @IDEALAW -- It's over now. So no one is watching. =P #
20:46 @crk365 -- lol. Choose wisely. Then don't tell me. xD #
21:31 @crk365 -- No. #
21:37 It's late. I'm tired. I can't get this song out of my head. ♫ blip.fm/~t6o4t #
21:49 Life is hard. And it is chronically unfair. #
21:52 I just saw the psychic octopus that everyone's been alluding to. I have no words. ^_^ #
22:04 @BlueWaterBoy -- Video chat website. #
22:22 For what it's worth I'm sorry I'm not well-adjusted. #
22:56 Oh look at that. ABC News channel shows up in the program guide. Might be time to rescan for channels. #
23:03 @JoshuaWithers -- LOL. So I've just discovered. #
23:29 Turns out there's an elaborate underwater battle scene in Thunderball. Who knew? LOL #

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: johnlacey; July 7th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

00:09 Goodnight. #
07:49 @michaelmeloni -- I think most kids struggle to know who Bono is let alone Ini Kamoze... lol. #HotStepper #
07:53 @middleclassgirl @michaelmeloni -- I thought that was the point of the 2020 summit... to get Imi Kamoze in the curriculum/back in the charts #
07:56 Sample exam question: Who is the lyrical gangstar? @michaelmeloni @middleclassgirl ♫ blip.fm/~t44q8 #
07:57 @michaelmeloni @middleclassgirl -- Simply Red is touring soon. I wish I had money for such things. lol #
08:01 You really can't say "I like science as much as the next guy" after you've experienced @naontiotami. #NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat #
08:02 @michaelmeloni -- www.ticketmaster.com.au/Simply-Red-tickets/artist/736121 #
08:13 @19Becka -- I imagine though that ending up somewhere without your things would also make for a sad panda. #
08:16 I've decided the only thing better than a power ballad is a trashy dance remix of a power ballad. #
08:18 @doitforfame -- Does that mean things are better today? I hope so. *hug* #
08:24 One of these days someone I know via Twitter actually will become a mayor of somewhere and I'll just dismiss it as a FourSquare thing... #
08:24 @doitforfame -- Well that's good. Education is important. #
08:26 @doitforfame -- Not too bad, I guess. (Though it's cold and I am trying to convince myself to get out of bed... hehehe.) #
08:28 @doitforfame -- This kid on Dailybooth moved from your part of the world to mine... and I'm complaining about the cold and... #
08:29 @doitforfame -- ... you know, by English standards, this really isn't cold at all. lol #
08:33 @naontiotami -- Heh. The world needs nerds one supposes. Though let it be noted your zeal for science has an almost religious quality. =P #
08:41 I have no problem with atheists or theists per se... to me douchiness (for want of a better term) is the enemy, and sometimes common trait. #
08:43 @himynameislisa -- I'll try but no promises. lol. Goodnight dear. Sweet dreams. #
08:45 Ever do that thing where you think, "The shops won't be open for hours, I'll just waste time on Twitter" then realise you've lost 2 hours? #
08:50 Whimisical party started by comedian wins in Iceland. RT @stevevoisey: @JohnLacey news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/10194757.stm #
08:51 @doitforfame -- LOL. If it was up to me I'd say yes. #
08:52 @JessicaBahr -- See I know what you're getting at... but it still warms my heart to know someone thinks art is valuable. lol #
08:54 @CarrieEmmy -- Isn't it nice to know people - even random deli workers - care? #
08:58 LOL. Cute overload. dailybooth.com/AntiChrist/6059679 #
09:12 @doitforfame -- Goodnight buddy. Sweet dreams. #
09:21 On Character wp.me/ptj4Q-xl [JohnLacey.com] #
09:24 @middleclassgirl -- I bet you're beginning to appreciate my suggestion about sensible shoes right about now. =P #
09:24 @alexisnotfunny -- Damn, I want pancakes now. #
09:25 @SilkCharm -- Three surefire ways to win? Bribery, sexual favours and extortion? lol #
09:28 @CarrieEmmy -- That's exactly what I meant. It's nice to know people care. #
09:37 @SilkCharm -- Well I have no money... Also I can't blackmail you about your bad Christmas jokes everyone already knows... #IGotNothing =P #
09:38 Okay I absolutely have to get out of bed now. Coffee stat! #
09:49 There's a Lindt Excellence Blueberry Intense chocolate? *mind explodes* #
09:54 @crk365 -- I shall not rest until I've tracked some down. xD #
09:59 @SilkCharm -- Sure. Would you like them gift wrapped? #
10:07 @BlueWaterBoy -- Hai. #
10:14 Does Barnaby Joyce tweet? That would be LOL-worthy I'm sure... #
10:23 *makes mental note* If I want @BlueWaterBoy to comment on my photographs I best morph into a baby hedgehog... #
10:26 @BlueWaterBoy -- If only that were an option. lol #
10:31 If it t'were you it would twerrific. #
10:34 There should be some sort of support group for people (like me) who go around quoting 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights.' #ItsGoodToBeTheKing #
10:39 @BlueWaterBoy -- Sounds like they might have their own motives for you getting you near the server. #OminousMusicPlaysHere #
10:42 @crk365 -- Oh and I get to shop where a MasterChef shops too. xD #
10:43 Can I build a career out of flirting with people? Because that would be awesome. #
10:52 Certain fandoms are so prevalent that even if you can't stand them you have to coexist with people who adore them. #
10:59 @alexisnotfunny -- How early is 'early'? #
11:01 You can't argue with a pie chart. It has no ears. #JohnProverbs @1clairehalliday @chloewrites #
11:03 @alexisnotfunny -- Oh that's quite respectable. #
11:03 Overheard: "I just wish I could touch it." On a promo for ABC's Collectors. (Yeah, let's not go THERE.) #
11:08 @alexisnotfunny -- Yeah I know, that's kind of why I asked... hahaha. #
11:09 Can we stop hearing about Ben Cousins? That would be awesome. Thanks. #
11:12 Pie July > Dry July. Thanks @chloewrites #
11:13 @mittopotahis -- Maybe you should start, you know, asking girls out and what not. It might help. #
11:18 ProTip: Consider starting all your suggestions with "I'm no expert, but..." #
11:28 @mittopotahis -- So what you're saying is that you're a catch and nobody else you've seen lately is? =P #
11:31 @JordanZac -- Can you wear 'cheap Mondays' on a Wednesday? #stuffiwonder @alexisnotfunny #JohnIsClueless #
11:37 I thought it was unusual for this documentary to have a warning about animals killing other animals but - oh my god - it's so gorey/graphic. #
11:45 @JordanZac -- I'm assuming that's a brand name. #JohnIsAFashionVictim #
11:52 @berzerkeley -- Just remind yourself that it could be worse. Google images of Lady Gaga to discover just how much worse. #
11:54 Do books on business skip 'Chapter 11' in the same way hotels skip room/level 13? #stuffiwonder #
12:50 @aussieninja -- lol. I must offer credit where it's due though. I never would've thought of doing that without you. =P #
12:50 @berzerkeley -- Oh dear. #
12:53 ProTip: If you can't beat them, join them. And *then* beat them [up]. #
13:20 @BlueWaterBoy -- You're just there for the LOLs? ^_^ #
13:21 @ozdj -- I fall into neither category but I can tell you this is true. lol #
13:22 @alexisnotfunny -- What colour? #
13:23 @BlueWaterBoy -- I don't have the same sense of context... but seems a tad mean. =P #
13:24 @alexisnotfunny -- I actually painted a big canvas recently with that same colour scheme. xD #
13:26 Is FML an instruction or a lament? Is it "Fuck my life" or "Fuck! My life..."? #stuffiwonder #
13:32 This is why @ozdj is my personal nutrition coach. RT @ozdj: Lunch: 1 x Violet Crumble, 1 x Can of Coke Zero. FTW! #
13:34 @totallyhappy -- Perhaps you need to stop partying in the woods so hard. =P #
13:51 YouTube is spotlighting all the various Australian political party propaganda videos. Not sure how I feel about this. #
13:54 @CarrieEmmy -- I've seriously never heard this before. I must've lived under a rock or something... lol #
13:56 @middleclassgirl -- I must admit no matter what talk I'm listening to I tend to cringe around question time. #
14:11 @ozdj twitpic.com/233rjo - Call it a "found antiquity" and put it on eBay. #
14:12 You'd think at some point the blank canvas would get less scary, but, um, no... #
14:14 John A. Keel feared the blank page and he was a genius. bit.ly/OvamR #
14:19 This whole 'not having breakfast' thing really messes me up. ^_^ #
14:26 @crk365 -- Hey do you stop yourself from going mad? Not to mention that point in the day where you decide you could eat a horse? LOL #
14:30 @chloewrites -- DR PHIL. #ThisProbablyWasntVeryHelpful #Sorry #
15:00 Turns out finding last minute accommodation near the hospital for father's surgery in school holidays = IMPOSSIBLE. #
15:03 *tears hair out* #
15:19 It annoys me that hotels still feel they can advertise one rate and charge another. But never mind... a course of action has been decided. #
15:31 Eek! I have blood on my hands... No, wait, it's only Vermillion paint. ^_^ #
15:46 The more paint I put on this canvas the worse it looks. But I guess that's par for this particular course. #
15:48 I have simply wanted an object to crave. But you, you're not allowed, you're uninvited... #
15:53 I really don't know why I bother sometimes... I clearly suck at this. #
16:55 @chloewrites -- That's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. #
19:17 Poh is pretty awesome. *swoons* #
19:53 Someone said they loved something I did. It took all my #impulsecontrol not to say, "IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!" #
19:59 @alexisnotfunny -- Maybe. I guess that way we'd all have to learn how to spell Schladetsch. xD #
20:03 @alexisnotfunny -- If you do change it capitalise A and S, so it's easier to read. #
20:13 @SeanCallinan -- Oh dear. #
20:28 I have no words for this: dailybooth.com/muyfa/6096697 #
20:31 When I re-read some of the shit I send to @michaelmeloni I'm impressed that he still talks to me. LOL #
20:37 Is it just me or do a lot of people use the word 'fierce' in a way in which it was not intended? ProTip: Has nothing to do with Beyonce. #
20:55 Is it bad that whenever there's a man with a shaved head on the ABC I invariably assume it's @mpesce? #
21:14 Turns out no number of snarky comments can make a television show about ads interesting. #GruenTransfer #
21:40 There's some really disturbing - at times seemingly sadistic - television out there. I'm glad I don't watch it often. :S #
21:49 I don't always like the way I feel when I talk to you. #
22:00 Julia Roberts just wants your extra time and your.... KISS. #PrettyWoman #
22:09 Have there been other movies in which the protagonist was a prostitute? (Maybe "My Own Private Idaho.") #PrettyWoman #
22:16 @michaelmeloni -- WELCOME TO MY WORLD. No, wait. I want to hug someone and I'm not even in a relationship. That's more annoying. =P #
22:18 I am a mean sober person. lol #
22:48 I'm starting to remember why I unfollowed you in the first instance... #
23:06 Fuck I wish you lot would just enjoy your hobbies by yourself without trying to inflict them on the world at large. It's freedom to choose. #
23:23 O hai melancholy. #
23:32 @brojoghost -- Well I don't even mean oversharing so much as deciding "I'm an atheist, therefore EVERYONE should be an atheist." #

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Tweets Of Our Lives

: johnlacey; July 6th, 2010

Like Sands Through An Hourglass
So are the Tweets Of Our Lives...

01:01 Good lord why am I still awake? Goodnight. #
07:59 @himynameislisa -- LMAO. #
08:07 Perhaps everyone who retweeted that thing about 'Back To The Future' could donate some money to Parkinson's Disease research... #
08:07 @BlueWaterBoy -- LOL. That's cute your 'mom' worries. #
08:11 ProTip: Jesus looks like whatever the artist portraying him says he does. Religion is malleable like that. ^_^ #
08:13 Muwahahaha.... Boiling water on the stove top is helped by turning on the corresponding element to where the pot is. *facepalm* #
08:17 I'm working hard to be Australia's Most Clueless Person (TM). It's bound to be a show on Channel 10 sooner or later... #
08:22 I think my goal in life is to be a host on Totally Wild... lol #
08:29 @melbournegirl -- Hahaha... Well I think Stacey was (is?) a real ranger. That's not necessarily a prerequisite for kid's TV. #
08:33 @BlueWaterBoy -- Well it's nice she cares... #
08:34 @middleclassgirl -- What kind of conversations are you hearing/a part of? LOL #
08:40 Hmmm.... Anyway... #
08:50 A small child just made fruit salad with real fruit. Now the 20-something presenter is making fruit salad.... with playdough. Really. #
08:55 @AstroDamo -- Mornin' #
08:55 "Let's see if we know any kids who know words that start with the letter F..." Thank goodness this isn't live TV. xD #
08:56 According to this show the letter F is both "fabulous" AND "fantastic." *facepalm* #
09:04 OH: "You should listen to your padawan." #
09:16 *sings* When you said you'd marry me, I thought you meant you wanted to... then I thought you'd like to... maybe on a Tuesday. #
09:41 Has @YouTube fixed the script issue? (It would be nice if someone could make an announcement about it. lol) #
09:43 Painting Rage www.johnlacey.com/artworks/painting-rage/ #
09:48 Oh look at that... GodTube sent me a video: "Jesus saved me from homosexuality." *twitch* #
09:59 Every family has their own version of Jar Jar Binks, it's true. #
10:06 Apparently I'm more fun as a whore. (At least, I think, that's what I was just told.) #
10:09 @Samproof -- Let's hope the pizza is better than the spelling. xD #
10:34 I've set up a lot of rules about what I can/cannot do. I understand what people mean when they talk about getting out of your own way. #
10:38 LOL. @alexisnotfunny is very entertaining this morning. xD #
10:41 I've been raging against my true nature for a long time and now I realise I don't need to do that anymore. #
12:16 Took my nephew to McDonalds to get a happy meal. Now we're watching the first Shrek movie. #UncleJohn #
12:17 For a $4+ cup of coffee this is kinda bitter tasting. But it's still caffeinated, I guess that's the important thing. #
12:18 O hai @doitforfame. #
12:27 Okay I take back my earlier remark. This coffee is amazing. That might be my caffeine addiction talking though... #
12:28 ProTip: Ogres are not like cakes. #
12:41 #FirstWorldProblems @TenaniFrench: Grrr. I've lost of weight and none of my clothes fit anymore. #
12:49 @robofillet -- Not if you're as fit as @TenaniFrench. #JustSaying #
13:18 "Fiona, I love you." // "Really?" // "Really really..." Aw shucks. #Shrek #
13:19 @benrhughes -- You can't say it with a vote. You could say it with a blog... lol #
13:24 @robofillet -- Any preoccupation with body image is a #FirstWorldProblem because people in 3rd world have more pressing concerns. #
13:34 I'm not sure about his use of Twitter (lol) but @quinnmichaels does some cool work. www.thequinnshow.com #
13:48 @crk365 -- You should take that up with your OH&S department. #
13:50 I'm just thinking Jesus must be really bad in bed to make a gay man straight... #YesIHadToGoThere @JoshuaWithers #
13:54 Jesus can make you heterosexual. Apparently. ^_^ dailybooth.com/johnlacey/6065609 #
13:54 @robofillet -- Your cameras? #
13:55 @robofillet -- Silver Sharpies to sign lots of autographs with? #
14:05 @robofillet -- OH! OH! I KNOW! Your JohnOfJordan tshirt. xD #
14:07 @robofillet -- OH NOEZ! xD #
14:34 @robofillet -- Naw. Poor @mittopotahis. #
14:45 Promotion for HAWKE has started. Tony and Julia got you down? Vote #1 Bob. twitpic.com/22uirh #
14:48 I hope foursquare starts handing out oversized novelty keys soon. #
15:03 Oh it's cold. Can haz hot chocolate and fire? #
15:05 @TenaniFrench -- If you look like that and never work out (and eat lots of gelato)... well I'd rather not know. =P @robofillet #
15:11 @teags -- What's the difference (besides character limit)? *scratches head* #
15:15 It's a shame people aren't as interested in asylum seekers as they are in "Back to The Future." lol #
15:52 @AstroDamo -- I'm not sure I understand what that sequence of numbers represents... ^_^ #JohnIsClueless #
15:59 The problem with vlogging is that you have to have something to discuss. lol #
16:10 Longcat is long. @BeauGiles told me so! twitpic.com/22v11h #
16:16 @teknetia twitpic.com/22v13q - Muwahahaha... @BeauGiles #
16:19 Fine. Don't upload my vlog. See if I care... *sulks* #
16:26 @JordanZac -- LOL. At least you're honest. xD #
16:29 Well looks like I'm home alone for the foreseeable future. ^_^ #
16:32 LOL. Not sure why that last tweet excited @BlueWaterBoy so much. Perhaps he wants to tell... maybe via DM. xD #
16:38 My staple 'dinner for one' is steamed fish with chilli and soy and rice. Is it tragic that I have a staple 'dinner for one' recipe? xD #
16:40 Ever notice that whenever a band has a 'big announcement' it is invariably that they're touring...? #stuffiwonder #
16:40 Ogres, Robots and toys - OH MY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCPOpuNBPA Watch as I babble incoherently. #
16:57 @middleclassgirl -- Sensible shoes. Be more like Ellen and less like Portia. xD #
16:58 @BlueWaterBoy -- Macauley Caulkin used to think so. #
17:09 I love @michaelmeloni and @teags to pieces... but their taste in television shows is shocking. xD #
17:14 @crk365 -- Did he sing, "It's My iPad and I'll YOINK if I want to"? lol #
17:15 Greens discuss Internet Censorship in Surry Hills tomoirrow night. bit.ly/araaFK twitpic.com/22vd3n #
17:16 @SilkCharm -- Nothing. They clearly don't deserve readers. Can I have them? xD #
17:43 I went a little crazy with the chili sauce. My lips are all tingly. Wanna make out? #
17:44 I try to do it four times a week. Erm, blog I mean... @silkcharm #
17:56 LOL at the responses. @melbournegirl @crk365 #
18:08 The Greens will get votes just because they're not Gillard/Abbott in the same way Kevin Rudd got them for not being John Howard. #
18:33 @BlueWaterBoy -- Did you mean 'wine'? LOL #WindInABottle #
18:53 This house seems eerie now that I'm here alone at night. #
18:56 "Why does it taste so good? It just does." Hard to argue with logic like that. ^_^ #
19:02 Glee grates on me like nails scratching a chalkboard. #
19:16 Is there a subtle way of soliciting company/affection without coming across needy? No? Okay, nevermind... #
19:40 Ever notice how every episode of every television is "the most gripping episode yet"? #HyperboleLosesMeaningOverTime #
19:41 @kofeyh -- LOL. Was that an open invitation? #
19:42 @junkienet -- Or "Television's NIGHT OF NIGHTS...." LOL #
19:53 @junkienet -- I always thought he was a chipmunk. #
19:54 I would like to see Callum or Claire win the competition. #
19:57 Infact anybody whose name starts with C. #WhatDoICare LOL #
20:03 Is Green Peas and Egg better than Green Eggs and Ham? #MasterChef #
20:08 @leesargent -- You never know when you're going to need a job. lol #masterchef #
20:12 Is it just me or does SBS have a curiously high number of documentaries pertaining to sleep? #
20:16 SPOILER ALERT: Australia's next #MasterChef is Donna Hay. @leesargent #
20:41 I am officially bored out of my little mind. #
21:00 @kcarruthers -- LOL. #
21:05 Classic AND contemporary? Really? You're going to say that? o_O #
21:18 @mittopotahis -- Perhaps but not to describe furniture... =P #
21:21 It's getting cold in here. #SongsReworked #
21:23 An interesting story from the people at GodTube: bit.ly/dticR1 #
21:30 [Interesting, in the previous tweet, probably should've had quotes around it.] #
21:35 So... #
22:15 I've been working on some abstract painting lately and tonight - due, perhaps, to my boredom - I decided I... dailybooth.com/u/3m4w0 #
22:35 @kofeyh -- The moon, stars, that sort of thing. #
22:45 @naontiotami -- Frankly yes. #
23:01 Somehow I'm too tired to do anything useful but too alert to sleep. #Restless #
23:22 @naontiotami -- LOL. If you say so... ^_^ #

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